“We’re not here to please everyone,” Vanilla Ice said, echoing Kid Rock’s earlier comments. “We’re here to put on a great show, have a blast, and remind people that it’s okay to not take everything so damn seriously. If you’re offended, this probably isn’t the tour for you.”
Kid Rock chimed in with his own sentiment: “At the end of the day, we’re making music and standing up for what we believe in. If that pisses some people off, good. Maybe they’ll start thinking for themselves instead of letting Twitter do it for them.”
Whether you love them or loathe them, one thing’s for sure: the “Woke is Whack” tour is bound to be one of the most talked-about events of the year.
NOTE: This is SATIRE, it’s not True.