— My darling! Oh, how good it is to see you again! she exclaims, overcome with emotion. She embraces him with all the tenderness accumulated during these years of solitude, kisses him passionately, tears in her eyes.
But Jacques, slightly annoyed, gently pushes her away and frowns:
— Oh no, Simone… Don’t piss me off! The priest had been very clear: “Till death do us part”!
Silence. Simone looks at him, speechless. Then she crosses her arms, purses her lips and says in a dry tone:
— Ah well done! Fifty years together and even in paradise, you still find a way to complain!
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