— My darling! Oh, it’s so good to see you again! she exclaims, overcome with emotion. She embraces him with all the tenderness accumulated during those lonely years, kisses him passionately, tears in her eyes.
But Jacques, slightly annoyed, gently pushes her away and frowns:
“Oh no, Simone… Don’t piss me off! The priest had been very clear: ‘Til death do us part’!”
Silence. Simone looks at him, stunned. Then she crosses her arms, purses her lips, and says curtly:
“Oh, well done! Fifty years together and even in paradise, you still find a way to complain!”
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This fried cheese balls recipe is always a hit
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My other half can’t get enough of this recipe. We barely polish off one serving and he’s itching for more.
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Saw this hack the other day and thought it was brilliant
