“Finally something happy on the news,” sobbed a single Mum who can’t afford rent, “no pressure on Moo Deng or anything, but she is my main source of joy right now.”
“I assume other pygmy hippos exist but Moo Deng is just everything! She’s just a happy little baby running around and getting into strife, what a scamp!”
“Between Israel bombing children, local politics, climate change, rent prices, the price of everything else, my boss and just about everything else going on in the world, fuck it feels so good to watch that adorable little toothless bundle of joy just chomp down on people.”
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