The network is already scrambling to hold emergency meetings, with executives allegedly brainstorming ways to win back the lost audience. Rumors of an apology—or at least some kind of concession—are swirling, though ABC has yet to make any further announcements beyond their initial statement.
One thing’s for sure, though: Elon Musk’s grip on public discourse has reached a new level, and ABC is feeling the heat. Whether the network can recover from this unprecedented subscriber loss is up for debate, but for now, the score is clear: Musk 1, ABC 0.
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