3. Grandpa Turns 100!
At Grandpa’s 100th birthday celebration, everyone marveled at how athletic and lean he looked.
“What’s your secret, Derek?” a guest asked.
“I’ll tell you,” Grandpa said, taking a forkful of cake. “I’ve been in the open air, day after day, for some 75 years now.”
The crowd gasped.
“How did you keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?” someone asked.
“Well,” Grandpa began with a twinkle in his eye as he looked to Gran. “My wife and I made a pledge on our wedding night. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was wrong would go outside and take a walk!”
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