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Announce: “It’s finally time t0 cancel the w0rst sh0w 0n TV, ABC’s The Vi3w!”
On September 30, 2024
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Super B0wl LVIII: Fans cheer f0r Reba McEntir3, while they b00 Aundra Day’s Black Nati0nal Anthem.
On September 30, 2024
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Denniʂ Quaid teams up with R0seanne Barr and Tim Allen in a new n0n-w0ke act0rs’ alliance.
On September 30, 2024
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Breaking: A c0mbinati0n 0f legendary act0rs has taken a heroic 0ath t0 pr0tect H0llywood against w0ke culture.
On September 30, 2024
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“This c0untry needs m0re Harrison Butkers and fewer C0lin Kaepernicks.”
On September 30, 2024
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A well-known act0r pledges to leave the c0untry with a f0rmer basketball star: “Talent gets n0 respect here.”
On September 30, 2024
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BREAKING: Dwayne ‘The R0ck’ J0hns0n teams up with El0n Musk t0 launch a b0ld n0n-w0ke pr0ducti0n studio: ‘Leaving W0ke H0llyw00d Behind.’
On September 30, 2024
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C0ach Elway lays d0wn the law, stating, ‘Kneel during the flag, and y0u’re 0ut f0r g00d—n0 exceptions!’
On September 30, 2024
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Robert Kraft has ann0unced that there will be n0 “Anthem Kneeling” at Gillette Stadium ever again.
On September 30, 2024
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“They are a disgrace t0 their pr0fessi0n.”
On September 30, 2024
