So what’s next for the pop star-turned-cryptocurrency enthusiast? Will she release a new album chronicling her heartbreak over lost endorsements? Will she double down on her crypto love and take it global? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: Taylor Swift never does anything halfway, and this latest saga is no exception.

Maybe, just maybe, her next single will be titled “Crypto Heartbreak.”

NOTE: This is SATIRE, Not Real.