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Naturally, the next question on everyone’s mind is, “What’s next for Musk?” After singlehandedly derailing ABC’s subscriber base, many are speculating that Musk might take this opportunity to expand his empire beyond social media, cars, and space exploration.

Some of his more entrepreneurial followers have already begun campaigning for Musk to launch his own television network. “Forget ABC. We need X TV—where free speech actually means something!” one supporter tweeted.