W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…”
H – “What?”
W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.”
H – “How much are they asking?”
W – “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?”
W – “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
H – “Bye…I love u too…”
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
continued on next page
Advertisement:
How To Make Banana Brownies Cake
How Make Easy Puff Pastry Sticks with Ham and Cheese
Bacon Cheeseburger Quesadillas
Exploring the Vaseline and Cornstarch Beauty Hack
Never Plant Rosemary Without Reading this!!!
Sesame Turkey (or Chicken) Stir-Fry
Marinated Cucumbers, Onions, and Tomatoes
Simple Ice Cream Recipe: Only 4 Ingredients, Very Creamy, Excellent Yields
Try To Solve This Impossible Problem From Across History